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lyrics
Craft Beer
Oh That’ll be the day that you hear me order a vanilla porter
A chocolate oatmeal stout, that ain’t what I’m about
A hefeweizen? My blood pressure is rising
An IPA? No way Jose
I’ll take a PBR, an Old Style, a High Life, a Natural Lite
Milwaukee’s best sounds good to me tonight
Gimme a Hamm’s, a Busch, a Schlitz, an Iron City, or a Stroh’s
Lone Star Beer? I’ll take one of those
Now I ain’t never tried a gose, it just sounds so gross-uh
A sour mash? I bet that tastes like ass
A barley wine? I’m losin’ my mind
Gluten free? You gotta be shittin me
Take me back to simpler times when drinking was cheap and easy
I used to say I never met a beer I didn’t like. Can’t say that no more
Nowadays it takes longer to choose which beer to drink than it does to drink the damn beer
Hey bartender, I see what you got on tap and it looks like a bunch of crap!
I wouldn’t drink an amber bock if it were the last thing in stock
A farmhouse rye? I’d rather die
And if that beer contains fruit, might as well serve it from my Size 13 black & gold cowboy boot
it’ll prolly taste better that way
Hell I’ll take 6 of em, just keep em coming, I’ll be drinking em all night
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